1,000 Orcs

get on the bus

2006-01-26T03:37:58Z

none shall be left alive in the wake. seattle prepare your shit to die.

hibernation begins

2006-01-08T09:56:26Z

late hibernation, see you fuckers in spring.

black and white deluxe.exe(sweet ass pack of four $20)
black and white 2.exe($50)
call of duty 2sp.own($40)
call of duty 2mp.exe
freedom fighters.exe(sweet ass pack of four $20)
gun.exe($40)
LOTR Return of the King.exe(sweet ass pack of four $20)
MOHAA.exe(sweet ass pack of four $20)
Stubbs the Zombie - Rebel Without a Pulse.exe($40)
nVidia GeForce FX 5500 Video Card, PCI, 256MB DDR, dual 350 MHz, pixel and vertex shader 2.0,s-video to pirate off my dvr, best part quiet as fuck.($99/never spend more than that on a video card)

busy for the next three months.

DIE HARD

2006-01-04T07:38:31Z

...and with a vengeance. Frank Dux is back. But I don't do much besides hang with D and play video games. So don't expect shit but a roundhouse to Bolo's face.

New grill to proteck my gotdamn neck/c.a.i./radiator/croosh parts

2005-04-10T00:08:48Z

haha you can see me and my cad and my dog reflected in the bumper in the last one.
p.s. someone buy me rims. or just one. or just give me money towards them.

Update: Fixed the C.A.I.

2005-04-09T08:23:37Z

After Friday afternoon's horrible driving experience I knew I had to do something with the intake. Thought about taking it out and saying fuck it, but decided not to and am now very glad. No more fucking erratic idle verging explosion. Even placed it better than before and hope to find some mesh soon to keep that shit and my radiator in existence. Even went to the car wash after install to see if it would fuck and die when it got wet. Had some questionably retarded idle but after about 10 minutes of driving it straightened out. Need a bigger and reusable filter instead of the disposable. [HKS] Scratched the fucking beejesus out of the piping. Super pissed at that. Shit it I might end up buying the RRM one anyway.

Wow I was fucking flying brah. Snapped with the camera phone and looks like shit. Here's a few pictures for the one person who will read this.

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got the c.a.i. and installed without getting soaking wet!

2005-04-08T05:34:56Z

yesssss

with this totally fake knockoff ralli///art filter in red. soon to be replaced with an hks ridiculously huge filter.

<333

2005-04-06T09:29:59Z

Punk'd

2005-04-06T07:59:27Z

Nah, didn't wreck my car. I was just messing with shit and painted my headlight housing:

And constructed a serious s.r.i. induction box (thumbs down) but I get my actual c.a.i. in like a week or less and get my counterweight tomorrow.

ryanxdale @ 2005-04-03T20:45:00

2005-04-04T00:46:15Z

I LOVE MICHELE!~!!!~!@~!

fuck me:

2005-04-03T04:39:29Z

I WRECKED MY FUCKING CAR!!!!

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!!!!!!!!

786 FR6I7FU7F 86PFG 8UFG P8GF P87G 7YG

sidenote:

2005-04-03T04:34:09Z

Chel and Dale's Science and Zoo Adventure

2005-03-18T23:33:37Z

Tuesday:
Michele and I went to the Louisville Science Center.

Then Thursday we went to the Louisville Zoo.

ryanxdale @ 2005-03-15T17:26:00

2005-03-15T22:28:19Z

Michele and I went to the shop today so I could get some work done on my arm. As follows...

ryanxdale @ 2005-03-12T16:35:00

2005-03-12T21:36:29Z

So yeah, I got a job. Selling fucking insurance. Awesome.

2005-03-12T20:56:40Z

I got a phone call and got hired selling insurance door to door. I can't wait. It sounds like the best job ever!

I get to walk door to door and try to sell this shit to people. I don't care if I sell it or not because I still get $3.75/hour which is pretty good. Make that, really really good. I can't fucking wait. I get paid so much now. For nothing.
Yessssssssss.

I love this girl

2005-03-08T23:35:43Z

This is why

She's definitely amazing.
√√√

ryanxdale @ 2005-03-05T23:56:00

2005-03-06T04:57:23Z

So I pick Michele up tomorrow at 4:20.

Nervous as fuck.

Miss her.

I get to be with her for three weeks this time. Awesome.

ryanxdale @ 2005-03-05T18:03:00

2005-03-05T23:04:22Z

To pick up sade:

I'm good at math: U + I = 69

ryanxdale @ 2005-03-04T12:35:00

2005-03-04T17:37:17Z

Fuck my life.

The end.

Thanks.

ryanxdale @ 2005-03-02T17:21:00

2005-03-02T22:23:30Z

So last night was my official first night of Fedex. Shit was pussy as hell compared to UPS and I totally heard some dude whining about handling 500 packages the other night. I started at UPS handling 500 packages. If this shit is this easy then life will be great.

Still not sure when Michele is coming down. Still waiting. Still love her.

ryanxdale @ 2005-03-01T13:43:00

2005-03-01T18:46:47Z

So I got hired at Fedex and apparently start tonight.

Fucking hell I need some Stone Cold Steve Austin boots and some shirts with no sleeves. I also need to figure out how to hide all my piercings and shit from everyone there without taking them out. Fuck.

Preparing to make a shitload of money. Preparing for the wife to come. Preparing to get shit done.

ryanxdale @ 2005-02-28T16:54:00

2005-02-28T21:56:19Z

Shit's starting to look up now.

The eMac, the job, the second job at Fedex, the Michele coming soon.

If this was any other day I would have woken up by now.

eMac

2005-02-28T00:58:55Z

That's right.
I also love Michele < 33

<3333

2005-02-15T17:11:59Z

Fucking awesome. I pick Michele up tomorrow at 6 p.m. SO FUCKING STOKED! Gah finally her mom got the ticket so she is coming. And she's fully staying for like a month. Tomorrow until the the 13th of March. AMAZING! Shit I can't wait and probably won't be sleeping much either. I can't wait til you get here. It's going to be amazing like you.

And if anyone is concerned my Grandpa called my mom and said he was doing fine and should be expected to recover and not have any serious memory loss or serious problems associated with strokes. At least nobody thought I was pulling an "Aaron". Crucial.

ryanxdale @ 2005-02-15T03:41:00

2005-02-15T08:41:03Z

Alright, Wednesday at 6 or so. MIchele is going to be here. For sure this time. Good. I love you Michele <333